"Hey, wanna see something cool?"
"What is it?"
"It's just cool, come over here."
He walked back towards us, illuminated by the lazy afternoon sunlight. He crouched down and crept under the counter. We were in the back room of extended care, out of range of the teachers. We built up one blocks to make a little cave, just suitable to our second grade self. Me and Dee Dee waited in the shadows as the boy crept towards us. Once he was far enough in, we smiled to each other. He had been lured into the trap.
"So what is it?"
"Look. It's cool."
Me and dee dee got several colors of chalk and drew all over a small green chalk board in the dim light as he watched. He had no idea of what he had walked into. Once it was covered, we erased it all, until the erasers were covered in chalk dust. It was time to initiate our devious plan to our hapless victim.
"Now!" Me and Dee Dee yelled.
We covered our faces with the tops of our shirts and banged our erasers together. Colorful clouds of pink and yellow and blue dust billowed out, filling the room, creating a soft moving haze. They coughed and sputtered as we laughed maniacally, and as they stumbled out of the cave and into the warm light, we gave each other high fives. Our pointless mission was accomplished.
Unfortunately, I crime spree came to a close a few minutes later after we'd been told on. However, the charges were dropped.
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